We got a phone call from the Kremlin last week: The U.S. Army has somehow installed a spy inside our company, an organization that gets paid a lot of money to torture Russian citizens on American soil and keep that fact out of the headlines. So we capture a young private, Timarrie Baker, who works as a low-level computer specialist for an Army reserve unit we think might be involved in counter-espionage. He is young, strong and beautiful. The video of Jared torturing him will let the Russians know we are serious, even if the kid doesn’t know anything, as he claims. He starts out crucified, but with an extra twist: His massive cock and balls are covered with clothespins as he hangs from the wood.
